Stupider than before: stupid resistant

tw: i will be sharing tweets about former FLOTUS Nancy Reagan

🧜🏼‍♂️ @urfemmebot

omicron is maricon spelled backwards...let that sink in

Unidentified Smiling Object @SmilingObject

Girls like it when you bark “leave us!” at your guards so the two of you may speak in private

dylan @mfunlimited

About to “please sir can I have so more” my way into more gruel

black adderall @AdderallBlack

She _______ my ________ til I __________! ᵛᵉʳᵇ ᵉⁿᵈⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿ 'ˢ' ⁿᵒᵘⁿ ᵗʸᵖᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢᵒᵘᵖ

quiet coastline @rainyshore

The Lord passes on his biggest savings to his most valued customers

Dr. Roberta Bobby @DrSweety303

You can lick anything into absolute nothingness ❤️ erosion it’s called. And it’s real

𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 @rellortnocon

Just invented a new cereal for milfs so they don’t have to cross the picket line for special k

Exonctly fove toktoks:

Choose your fighter! Last week’s winner is D) by a lot:

trash jones @jzux

you want me to go to a dinner party. the thing that killed jesus

Choose your fighter, Nancy Reagan edition:

A)

demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon

ronald: this aids thing… you think it’s real? nancy: (mouth full) damn i hope not

B)

please be nice to patrick @ruff_bluffs

Glad to see we are all enjoying the weekend

C)

alex @alex_abads

Vox: Nancy Reagan and throat goat, explained Slate: Actually Nancy Reagan wasn’t throat goat if you take into account inflation Buzzfeed: David Mack found the last man alive to get a Nancy Reagan special

D)

Sam Stryker @sbstryker

Do you think Nancy Reagan was familiar with the Grapefruit Technique